taco-bell-rey:

when someone calls you “hun”

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I’m confused as to why Tumblr is shocked that Bronys make pony porn when porn of like every other kids’ show exists…

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twinks2014:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I just ate a whole bag of goldfish omg

THE GOLDFISH CRACKERS NOT ACTUAL LIVE GOLDFISH

i don’t think anyone thought you meant live goldfish

Yea they prpbably assumed they were at least dead

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umq:

oh.

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It’s Thursday. Wtf. I shouldn’t be this

Drunk

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hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

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flabofsteel:

sams-supernatural-dick:

"Do you realise how many carbs is in tha-"

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This speaks to me on so many levels right now

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