umq:

oh.

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It’s Thursday. Wtf. I shouldn’t be this

Drunk

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hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

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flabofsteel:

sams-supernatural-dick:

"Do you realise how many carbs is in tha-"

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This speaks to me on so many levels right now

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bootysurfer:

IM CRYING

bootysurfer:

IM CRYING

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baionce:

I FORGOT I TOOK THIS PICTURE OF BEYONCE

baionce:

I FORGOT I TOOK THIS PICTURE OF BEYONCE

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